$BROKE - I Only Had $80

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The People's Coin

Because we're all broke anyway. This isn't another VC-backed, whale-dominated token. This is for everyone who checked their bank account and saw $80 and thought "yeah, I can ape this."

Sophisticated investors only Everyone welcome! Especially if you're down bad.

Tokenomics (Barely)

Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $BROKE

Team Allocation: 0% (we're broke too)

VC Allocation: 0% (they won't return our calls)

Liquidity: Locked (we can't afford to unlock it)

Buy Tax: 0% (we need all the help we can get)

Sell Tax: 0% (you need it more than we do)

trust the process

Roadmap (Written on a Napkin)

Launch token with $80 budget ✓
Make website using free hosting ✓
Get listed on DEX (when we figure out how)
Convince 1 influencer to shill us (offering $20)
Buy team dinner at McDonald's
Hire marketing team
Ask cousin who's "good with computers" for help
Moon (eventually, probably, maybe)

⚠️ DISCLAIMER ⚠️
This is a meme coin. We're all broke. DYOR. NFA. WAGMI (or not).
Seriously though, only invest what you can afford to lose (which is probably nothing).

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Contract Address: 0x1234...BROKE
(We'll update this when we actually deploy it)